LONGLEGS (2024)


Make sure you say your prayers.………”

FBI Agents are on the tail of a serial killer, Longlegs who has been on a killing spree for many years.

Thank the maker. It’s been a while since I’ve been proper shook by a horror film.

I love seeing a horror that is inventive, attempting something new, well made and actually being scary.
So far, this year I have seen You’ll Never Find Me, Imaginary, Immaculate**, The First Omen, Late Night with the Devil*, Arcadian, Sting, When Evil Lurks*, The Substance**, I Saw the TV Glow, Exhuma*, In a Violent Nature*, Maxxxine and now Longlegs**.

(One star for highly enjoyable and 2 for inclusion in my list of films of the year).
So, that’s 3 horror films that have made the end of year list so far.
Impressive, huh?


Everything about this film is on point. Let’s start with the acting.
Nicholas Cage for Best Supporting Actor please. I have never seen him so truly unhinged in a (mostly) contained way. Absolute mastery of the craft, his voice, his physicality, his commitment to the role, his hair and make up is outstanding.
Maika Monroe is absolutely brilliant as Agent Lee Parker, all FBI buttoned up shirt and personality, almost savant like and utterly believable.
Alicia Witt is amazing as Harker’s mother, Ruth. We hear her on the end of a telephone call before we see her and there is a brokenness in her voice that you understand as the film reveals her story.
Blair Underwood is a sturdy actor, who I haven’t seen for a while but here he brings his usual grounded, believable characterisation to the role of Agent Carter.

Some of the smaller roles are equally brilliant with Shafin Karim giving some light relief as a Doctor who the FBI agents interview. Kiernan Shipka gives a masterful performance as Carrie Anne Camera, a patient who has recently come out of catatonia and delivers some truly creepy lines with a monologue in a way that is both unexpected and unnerving. Great acting choices.

Bea Perkins (the director’s daughter) is also fantastic as a teenage shop clerk who is all millennial and unimpressed.

And now let’s talk a bit about the director, Osgood ‘Oz’ Perkins. His background is fascinating and goes someway to understanding his work.
He is the son of Norman Bates himself, Anthony Perkins, who died in 1992 from AIDS and Osgood’s mother was Berry Berenson, and actress and photographer who was on American Airlines Flight 11when it was hijacked and crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Centre on September 11th 2001. Osgood has admitted in interviews that he uses movies to explore the trauma he has experienced.

He is clearly channeling something visceral and close to the bone when making his films.

“Aaaah, there she is”

The music plays a big part in creating an atmosphere of dread conceived by Zilgi, a pseudonym for Elvis Perkins (the brother of the director). It has a pulsating drive to it that is ominous and fear-inducing. Exquisitely horrifying.

When I saw the very disappointing Maxxxine recently they showed the trailer for this and I turned my head and covered my ears. I wanted to go in as uninformed about the Legs of Long as possible. Having seen the trailer since, I realise it gives little away.

If you like your horror truly terrifying go and see Longlegs in a darkened cinema with an audience. The only true way to see films, especially great horror films. This truly is a great. Silence of the Lambs given the Satanic treatment. Absolutely brilliant.

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DREAM SCENARIO (2023)


The Nicholas Cage renaissance continues with another great, quirk-filled performance. Here Cage is playing a doubly extra ‘ordinary’ college professor, Paul Matthews who starts randomly appearing in people’s dreams. 

An old college friend is on the verge of publishing a paper that Paul feels plagiarizes his ideas.
Soon after, he bumps into an old girlfriend who writes an article about him appearing in her dream and tags him on Facebook which opens the floodgates to people everywhere admitting they have also dreamt about him.

"Look at me Pa, I'm flying."
Jessica Clement and Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

“Look at me Pa, I’m flying.”
Jessica Clement and Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

He finds out that he is the same in almost everyone’s dreams, he does nothing, just appears without engagement.

A man who just observes, an unimpressive man who is far from active. 

This is reflective of his real life persona, a man who has been meaning to write a book for years but hasn’t yet written a page.

His desire to be ‘special’ is especially relevant in this world of social media and the potential or idea of going viral. It somehow feels like validation but like the idea of winning the lottery.
In the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a trap.”

The consequences of begging.
Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

The consequences of begging.
Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

Even an ordinary 60-something professor, who seems to have no real ambition, longs to be treated specially. This socio-personal commentary by Norwegian director, Kristoffer Borgli couldn’t be more prescient. We all suffer from it in one way or another. Whether we latch onto a conspiracy theory to make ourselves feel ‘special’ or somehow feel clued into something outside the norm of society or the hope that that the picture of our food we posted on Instagram goes viral and we are awarded validation by likes, this is a modern day problem. Nic Cage’s Paul is no different from you or me. 

As normy as he is, we are all Paul in one way or another. 

Like Sully said in the last season of Top Boy: 
“Don’t beg. It’s disgusting”.

Too. Many. Thoughts.
Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

Too. Many. Thoughts.
Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario

The cast are all brilliant in this A24 film including the über talented Julianne Nicholson, who plays Paul’s wife, Janet and the ever-brilliant Michael Cera, who plays the head of a company Thoughts. Dylan Gelula plays Molly, an assistant at Thoughts and also has dreams which feature Paul, in which he is anything but passive. The comedian Tim Meadows as the dean of the college where Paul works. Lily Bird and Jessica Clement play Paul and Janet’s daughters, Sophie and Hannah and we get a big treat with the inclusion of the always ace Dylan Baker who plays one of Paul’s old friends. Also worth mentioning, there is a cameo from Amber Midthunder taking a break from hunting Predators and the excellent Nicholas Braun as the head of a dream company.

All the cast are on point.

Dylan Gelula, Michael Cera and Kate Berlant in Dream Scenario

Dylan Gelula, Michael Cera and Kate Berlant in Dream Scenario

This is a film about the subconscious bleeding into the real world of sorts. A metaphor for deep desires that will never really give us what we want. A cautionary tale or a reality cheque that needs cashing in immediately and investing elsewhere.

The dream sequences are brilliant, hilarious and sometimes terrifying, all kudos to the editor, writer and director Borgli, he has truly delivered one of the most original, interesting and refreshing films of the year.

My take is that the whole film is a dream, or at least dream-like in its delivery.
Nicolas Cage’s performance seems stylised and slightly dialled up from the rest of the cast and I think this is deliberate. From the film opening with Paul’s daughter’s dream to the final sequence it could definitely be seen as a fever dream about one person’s desperate desire to be seen.

Out in Australia on January 1st, 2024.

Out already in the United States of America and the United Kingdom.