THE SUBSTANCE (SFF 2024) CLOSING FILM


Body horror at its finest, most fucked up and entertaining.

Taking visual cues from Stanley Kubrick and special effects from the maestro of b horror, David Cronenberg this ups the ante and goes where you won’t imagine.

So strap in and let French director, Coralie Fargeat (Revenge) take you on a hilarious satirical journey on ageing, the fetishisation of youth and commentary on self worth.

This was the closing film at this year’s, the 71st Sydney Film Festival, and fair play to the organisers for picking it. This is not for the faint hearted and if you get, in any way, squeamish about the body and gore of any kind, please give this a miss. You have been warned.

Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance

Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance

Demi Moore makes the comeback of comebacks playing Elisabeth Sparkle, a one time star, who is being forced out of the industry by her age (It’s still me!!!!!) and is given a hard drive entitled The Substance that upon viewing is promised a chance at a better version of herself and, like many who go down the plastic surgery route IRL, she grasps at the branch of youth with the verve of a thirsty desert dweller.

Years ago, I saw a film called Society that this reminds me of. I love it when horror makes social statements and The Substance makes a powerful and important one about the fear of ageing especially to women and women in the spotlight.
I get why they would have cosmetic work done, they are surrounded by beauty that they are constantly having to compete with but age will not be beaten, it’s a losing battle. 

I’m not telling you anything else apart from the acting is fabulous, from Demi Moore, the talented Margaret Qualley and the always sturdy Dennis Quaid, here having an absolute riot playing an absolute knob.

A Warning.......

A Warning…….

The cinematography by Benjamin Kračun owes much to the sensibility of Kubrick and the music supervised by Guillaume Baurez is pulsing, driving and intense and fits perfectly with the images.

The Substance won Best Screenplay at Cannes this year and I’m not surprised, it seems like the kind of film that the folk at Cannes would love having recently been wowed by Julie Ducournau’s Titane.
What is it with the French and body horror, they loved Crash as well, it premiered there and won the Special Jury Prize.

Maragret Qualley in The Substance

Maragret Qualley in The Substance

I loved this film, it is so balls out or tits out crazy that it deserves the accolades. It is also a horror film, which rarely get the kind of critical recognition they deserve.

Strap in and bring a sick bag, it’s going to be rough if you have a weak stomach.

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ALIENOID/ALIENOID: RETURN TO THE FUTURE (SFF 2024)



Right paw, left paw, aliens, dosas, Guard, Thunder, a mystical sacred blade, time travel, a magic mirror, charms, wire fu, this is a costume piece, a sci fi adventure film and a monster film.

A rip-roaring sci fi adventure that takes place over centuries about alien prisoners implanted into humans as both a punishment and a jail cell.
This is a crowd pleaser for sure.

The first South Korean film I have seen at this year’s festival.
Last year I saw the excellent Cobweb starring Song Kang Ho which was also a comedy but tonally locally* it was much more my usual cup of coffee (I don’t drink tea).
Alienoid came out in South Korea in 2022 and became the 9th highest grossing South Korean film of that year but didn’t perform as well as expected as the film had quite a large budget.

I was a bit worried about this one to begin with. If there’s too much buffoonery; in the script, the soundtrack and style of the film then it can feel too ‘forcibly family oriented’ and that always seems to be an agenda shoehorned in by the studio rather than being a genuinely decent family film.
It’s so annoying when we are too obviously shown how to feel by the score, the script or even the on the nose acting.

Right Paw (Shin Jung-geun), Mureuk (Ryu Jun-yeol) and Left Paw (Lee Si-hoon) in Alienoid

Right Paw (Shin Jung-geun), Mureuk (Ryu Jun-yeol) and Left Paw (Lee Si-hoon) in Alienoid

As Alienoid began I felt like this was going to be the case, there was a commercial quirkiness that could quite easily be very annoying.

It was a lot of fun. Including great characters, plot turns, action sequences, a ton of comedy, wire fu, high stakes and two cats who turn into humans.
Starring Kim Woo-bin as Guard and the body of Thunder who is voiced by Kim Dae-myung, Ryu Jun-yeol (who I recently saw and was very good in the excellent period drama, The Night Owl) playing Mureuk, Kim Tae-ri (The Handmaiden) playing the older Yi-an with Choi Yu-ri  doing an excellent job playing the younger version, Yum Jung-ah and Jo Woo-jin are both brilliant and provide a lot of the comedy as the mages/dosas/Taoist monks, Heug-seol and Cheong-woon, also starring Lee Hanee as Min Gae-in.
Directed by Choi Dong-hoon (The Thieves, Assassination).

By the end, I was well involved, invested in the story and the characters and was really looking forward to part 2 .

The double bill was sold together as part of this year’s Sydney Film Festival and the screenings I saw took part over 2 consecutive nights.


Alienoid: Return to the Future was released in South Korea in January this year and I was lucky to see both films on a big screen.
The comedy, characters and twists and turns of Return to the Future was massively enjoyable.
The comic relief was great and the tone was all good.

The films had some critics in South Korea who found it too convoluted but I loved the many levels and layers of the narrative. The music was great, scored mostly by Jang Young-gyu and the cinematography by Kim Tae-kyung was framed beautifully.

Yum Jung-ah and Jo Woo-jin as the Taoist monks, Heug-seol and Cheong-woon in Alienoid:Return to the Future

Yum Jung-ah and Jo Woo-jin as the Taoist monks, Heug-seol and Cheong-woon in Alienoid:Return to the Future

The effects, whilst not up to the standards of some highly budgeted American fare, were fun and buyable. The set pieces were rewarding, special mention goes to the two dosas* (above) with their brilliant chemistry and comic timing.

This double bill was the most fun I’d had at the festival up to that point. Well worth a look.
Watch them both on Amazon Prime now.

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*Tonally Locally is a play on words referring to the American rapper from the 80s Tone Loc, who had hits with Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina
(Cold coolin’ at a bar, and I’m lookin’ for some action,
Feel like Mike Jagger said, I can’t get no satisfaction)

*By dosas, I mean Taoist sorcerers as opposed to the delicious South Indian pancake and potato dish that my Dad used to cook to perfection
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