THE SUBSTANCE (SFF 2024) CLOSING FILM


Body horror at its finest, most fucked up and entertaining.

Taking visual cues from Stanley Kubrick and special effects from the maestro of b horror, David Cronenberg this ups the ante and goes where you won’t imagine.

So strap in and let French director, Coralie Fargeat (Revenge) take you on a hilarious satirical journey on ageing, the fetishisation of youth and commentary on self worth.

This was the closing film at this year’s, the 71st Sydney Film Festival, and fair play to the organisers for picking it. This is not for the faint hearted and if you get, in any way, squeamish about the body and gore of any kind, please give this a miss. You have been warned.

Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance

Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance

Demi Moore makes the comeback of comebacks playing Elisabeth Sparkle, a one time star, who is being forced out of the industry by her age (It’s still me!!!!!) and is given a hard drive entitled The Substance that upon viewing is promised a chance at a better version of herself and, like many who go down the plastic surgery route IRL, she grasps at the branch of youth with the verve of a thirsty desert dweller.

Years ago, I saw a film called Society that this reminds me of. I love it when horror makes social statements and The Substance makes a powerful and important one about the fear of ageing especially to women and women in the spotlight.
I get why they would have cosmetic work done, they are surrounded by beauty that they are constantly having to compete with but age will not be beaten, it’s a losing battle. 

I’m not telling you anything else apart from the acting is fabulous, from Demi Moore, the talented Margaret Qualley and the always sturdy Dennis Quaid, here having an absolute riot playing an absolute knob.

A Warning.......

A Warning…….

The cinematography by Benjamin Kračun owes much to the sensibility of Kubrick and the music supervised by Guillaume Baurez is pulsing, driving and intense and fits perfectly with the images.

The Substance won Best Screenplay at Cannes this year and I’m not surprised, it seems like the kind of film that the folk at Cannes would love having recently been wowed by Julie Ducournau’s Titane.
What is it with the French and body horror, they loved Crash as well, it premiered there and won the Special Jury Prize.

Maragret Qualley in The Substance

Maragret Qualley in The Substance

I loved this film, it is so balls out or tits out crazy that it deserves the accolades. It is also a horror film, which rarely get the kind of critical recognition they deserve.

Strap in and bring a sick bag, it’s going to be rough if you have a weak stomach.

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KILL (SFF 2024)


Ultraviolence on a train.

Indian cinema goes rogue. I’m not sure if there has ever been a film like this from India. Sure, there has been violence in Indian cinema but this comes off like The Raid:Redemption (only not as good) but fair play for the effort.

The inciting incident in the film allows for a decent amount of blood letting, and there has already been plenty of that before. Stabbing, fire extinguishers, zippo lighter, knives, blades, bars, smash, bash and wallop. There is no shying away from the violence here.

When it began it reeked of the usual Bollywood fare, corny, melodramatic, on the nose and the opposite of up my style.
Then they got on the train and the blood-letting began.
It was fun at times and some of the characters were interesting and that was mostly the bad guys, especially Raghav Juyal who has fun being the main baddie. The hero’s best mate, Viresh (Abhishek Chauhan) was the most interesting of the goodies but the hero (Lakshya), his missus (Tanya Maniktala), her Dad (Harsh Chhaya) etc etc I felt nothing for. The acting was fine, it was the character development that I didn’t buy so much.

Lakshya in Kill

Lakshya in Kill

It’s a shame cos this whole festival has been filled with a bunch of average or above average films and I haven’t yet been blown away by anything. Sure, I’ve enjoyed some of them but my choices haven’t been on point this year. I’m not sure if it’s me or the festival.

That’s it, I’m saying nothing else. If you like your violence with viscerality (is that a word??) and the blood like the CG blood of Battle Royale from 1999 then this is for you. I loved The Raid Redemption, like, loved it. I just bought the 4k special edition DVD of it so I’m not averse to a bit of the old ultra v but this one lacked the right tone for me.
I will hand it to the director, Nikhil Nagesh Bhat who handles the chreography with flair at times and whilst not being the Oldboy corridor fight, there are some interesting choices.

105 Minutes